A Promise From Momcat

I, Momcat Linda, do solemnly swear that I will:

• Never buy a doll with a scary, creepy face.

• Never have a concrete goose.

• Never purchase Little Debbie snack cakes at a Flea Market, especially when they are mixed in with rusted garden implements.
  

• Pet any creature that will let me, especially orphaned chicks, one who was born without wings so Mama Hen rejected it.

• Talk to every shop keeper whether I really want to or not. and giggle inwardly as Jill shakes her head and walks away.

• Express constant gratitude for all the blessings I have, such as being able to take a short vacation with a friend.

• Love coming home whether I've been gone for an afternoon or a week.

• Be the best friend and pet mom I possibly can be.

Dutifully signed by Momcat and witnessed by Piwacket on the 23rd of June, year of our Lord 2009.